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Well Latriots, the unthinkable has happened. I have been banned from social media giant TheDonald.Win Can you imagine anyone, let alone the presidenté of the gall-danged United States of the Americas (yes we've renamed the United States to be more inclusive) being silenced, censored, and outright banned by a social media platform? I mean, come on man! This is the pubic square where we should be free to exercise our freedom of expression! It's ab-so-lutely unHEARD of! Listen fat, if you don't believe me, here's all the proof you need right here: I mean, this is ALMOST as much proof we had of Trump's collusion with the Russians! And blow me down, if sharing the daily blog posts of America's most beloved presidenté of ALL TIME (uh hello 800 billion Biden votes) then I guess I'm guilty as charged!! no no no! Not of the Ukraine stuff.... Just of thedonald.win accusations. Well man, as I've said to good ole cornpop many a time, beware of becoming those you pr...

Hey listen fat! A lot of people have been saying recently that “crazy old Joe Biden doesn’t have a plan” for this covid pandemic, well listen fatty fat fat! I sure DO have a plan and my main man Anthony Fauci is gonna spell it out for you here: Well if that ain’t plan enough for you, jack, then YOU AINT BLACK!  Ooh boy I’m getting awfully hot under the collar over all these media LIES about me. I need my daughter Jill to make me a hot toddy and tuck me off to bed. Until next time you pork faced soggy lodgers! KJB PS Don't forget to subscribe to  my Youtube channel

Well, today was Inauguration Day. I've been doing absolutely nothing for the past 40 odd years in preparation for this moment! Now, after a long two hour work day filled with pomp and glory, I’m just sitting here in my hot tub wishing I had someone to rub back the white hair on my legs, while I reflect on this historic day.  If you told me one year ago that today I’d be sitting here in the white house as King of America, Hehe well heck, I’d hafta say "sonofabitch, we did it China!" I must say though, I was quite disappointed at the lack of Patriots at my inauguration. I guess everyone was late! They should be called latriots! Not patriots! Heh heh. Corn pop knows I'm a bit of a joker, and you'll catch on soon, kiddos. But back on the topic of attendees. Who am I kidding? Uncle Kamala made it very clear to me that schedules are a product of white supremacy, so if you managed to show up to my inauguration today, then you ain't black! Well that's it for now. ...