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 Last week I mentioned I had obtained some video cassette tapes and a VCR so I could monitor the goings on between the old girl Kamala and some shady looking characters I laid eyes upon, but I couldn't get the rabbit ears I needed for my color television. I'm really bad with the tech stuff, see? So you know what I did, I got my son Hunter's girlfriend-niece to come help me. These youngsters are whizzes when it comes to tech,  and rubbing the hair on my legs Ab-so-lute WHIZZES!  Anyway, Natalie tells me that these were not video cassettes, but a new fangled thingamabob they call "hard drives", well let me tell YOU Jack! I don't know about "hard drives", but I DO know that I drive a hard bargain, and if there is  ANYTHING shady on these hardy boy drives, well old sister Kamala's gonna find out just how equitable old Joey-boy-Biden can be! And no, that's not a threat. I'm the nice tweeter. I don't do threats. Even if you see them with y...

Hey Listen Fat! You just blew my covers!! I PURPOSEFULLY film myself in front of a screen of color so uncle Kamala can't pinstripe my location at any given time! If you bothered to read my earlier posts you'd understand. My fears are as legitimate as my presidency. Maybe even moreso! actually, definitely moreso. Kamala is up to something shady as allll hayell, and I can PROVE... the thing!  On my 42nd day in office I wrote about my suspicions, and I took steps to get the evidence! REAL evidence. None of this sworn affidavit, witness testimony type of malarkey! This is no one horse my little pony show, this is real, legitimate, serious stuff, man! More seriouser than the record breaking numbers of unaccompanied minors showing up at our southern border. I will be releasing the evidentiary this week! So stay looney toons in for that! OK all you leopard rocking hornet jumpers! Until tomorrow, -KJB

Now remember I mentioned back on day 3 of Kamala's pres... errr my presidency that I was beginning to suspect Kamala of blackguardly doings? or sorry... pocguardly doings? Well turns out I wasn't far off. I've received word from an unnamed source that she has been slowly preparing for my complete mental collapse. And she has no reason to think I'm suffering mentally! Why I'm fitter than a lady fiddler. but anyway, remember I told you there were odd characters I saw coming and going from her office? well let me tell you Jack! Those were no Johns! I spotted one outside my window last night, and he was wearing sunglasses in the dead of night! I saw him hand off a note to another man in black. At first I thought they were my secret service, but before they did the handoff they each lifted a cuff and flashed an odd tattoo. A weird crescent shaped dealy intertwined with what looked to be a backwards number. Anyhoo, I checked with security this morning and asked for the VC...

I mind the time I told ye... I believe it was a couple of weeks back, that I’ve been growing suspicious of that old black lioness, my sister Kamala Harris. I was warned that she may try to pull the rug out from beneath me and make a presidency all her own. Although she’s used to things being pulled out from beneath her, I fear she’s learned from the best. There were some strange men, I ain’t talkin three letter agency types... let’s be real Jack! Those are MY guys... but yeah, there were some shifty looking characters seen leaving her office, and I swear ta the almighty gad, they gave me a stank eye that could peel the paint off your suspiciously killed spouse’s casket! I’ll be keeping y’all apprised of this situation as things transpire, but let’s hope it’s just the dimentia creepin out.  well all you polka harping monkey badgers! Until tomorrow, -KJB

Things are getting kind of weird here... I’m sure I’m just being paranoid but I swear ta Allah, that my sister Kamala tried to push me down the stairs not once, but THRICE! Am I losing more marbles than the ones Doc Fauci already diagnosed? Or is there malarkey afoot?  In other news, I signed some executive orders and would like to announce that my medical miracle vaccine, which I created myself is FINally being distributed. They said it couldn’t be done, but I PERSONALLY achieved this medical miracle. Haters will say it came out before I enterted the POC house. You’re welcome America. -KJB PS. I will be addressing  Rumours about the Hunter Biden  laptop soon.  PS Don't forget to subscribe to  my Youtube channel