day 18 in the BIPOC house

Jiminy cricket!

today when the shark outtakes from the show mr ed when I was young in the town with, you know, the thing! And my wife maryanne said the sausage horses ride like the wind, Tonto! Old Sabu, he knew what was going on. Going on and on like my teacher sally teaching me lessons. Where is my cane? You took it again william! Have my sister Jill give him a wallop! Box his ears up right! My mom is coming for tea again. The old bat! Bat soup china virus. They said I couldn’t do it. Well, I did it JACK! And you can take THAT TO MY OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNT!!

-KJB

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