Day 29 in the BIPOC house - Chrissy Teigen

Hey listen fat, Olllle Chrissy's got some beautiful BEAUTIFUL youngsters that she freely posts all over social media. Why WOULDN'T I want that perfectly curated plethora of child... uh... errr... child...hood happiness running through my feed... (and my mind...)... (and my nostrils)...


Hey Chrissy old girl, If ya ever need someone to watch those youngsters of your'n while you and the Legend Johnny have a date night, you know where to find me. Uncle Biden's got PLENTY of room on his knee for them lovelies. They can rub the golden hair upon mine legs, til the cows come home, ya hear!?

Listen you porcupine poaching hog hustlers, I've Gotta jet, so until tomorrow, dear ones, I remain faithfully yours,

-KJB

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